My name is Roly - that's me in the pics above (25 pounds heavier on the right).  I'm a normal guy who decided to do steroids.  I tried every diet and training split you can think of (naturally) for 20 years, but just couldn't accomplish my very modest goals of packing on 20 pounds of muscle without getting fat.

I finally realized without the correct anabolic environment it was never going to happen. So I decided to do whatever it takes.

Being Average Sucks


If you're like I was, you have probably considered doing steroids before.  But you don't know where to start. You don't want to jeopardize your health, you don't want to go to jail.  You don't know where to buy steroids.  Maybe you want to put on some muscle, but not LOOK like you're on steroids.

And maybe it just feels like to drastic of a step to take. I had all those concerns and more. Follow me on this journey and I'll teach you everything you need to know to run your first successful cycle! You can read the rest of my story here.

Latest Posts

Steroids Before and After

First Steroid Cycle Results

When I started this blog, I just assumed the steroids would work and be absolutely TRANSFORMATIONAL.  And while the results were pretty freakin’ awesome, I didn’t exactly go from Topher Grace to Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson in one cycle.…

Steroids Before and After

My Diet Strategy

So prior to ever starting steroids, I have tried many different diets.  In college and my early 20’s I could just kind of eat whatever I wanted.  And I ate like a college kid, lots of pizza and fast…

*** Disclaimer - All of the information on this site is for entertainment purposes only. If steroids are illegal where you live, then don’t buy them. I’m not encouraging you to break the law ***